100% full disclosure, I was a little tipsy when I wrote this.
Enjoy.
< a little fictional dramedy >
Jesus Christ: “I am the Son of God, here to take away the sins of the world.”
Online Business Guru: “Okay, loving the confident mindset, boss babe!!!! But I need more.. who’s your Ideal Customer Avatar?”
Jesus Christ: “All of y’all sinners.”
Online Business Guru: “Okay babe we’re gonna have to be a little more targeted than that! Let’s narrow it down. Who have you served in the past? What do they have in common?”
Jesus Christ: “Well i was just talking to these two dudes, telling them to be the fishers of men….”
Online Business Guru: “Fishers of men… okay, I’m not getting the vibe yet, hun! Tell me more. What kind of car do these ~fishers of men~ drive? What are their pain points? What’s on their vision board? What’s their Starbucks order?”
Jesus Christ: “…. what.”
Online Business Guru: “you need to know all these things to get them to follow you.”
Jesus: “They are literally already following me.”
Online Business Guru: “Okay babe, I’m not seeing the 7-figure mindset here… Are you in it to win it or not???”
Jesus Christ: “I can’t believe i died for your sins”
……. aaaaaand scene.
You’re welcome.
xo,
Simone
P.S. — This could be you.
Writing knockout copy so fast, you could do it tipsy.
There’s a method to doing it fast, without compromising on quality.
When you learn the art of it, you can crank out irresistible posts or emails in minutes…
… so you can go back to remodeling your kitchen or taking care of your dad or doing soju shots with your honey (…. like I did after writing this little thing ).
Because what you have to say matters, and the world is hungry to hear it.